Hourglass Half Emptyful

Hello, Blog. We meet again. It has been a plentiful while since our head-eyes last met. So much has not happened; I don't even know where to begin. Therefore, I shan't.

In the pursuit of maintaining a perfect balance:
partially destroyed a spider web; completely created Gary Numan grocery bag.


Drank 12 germs.

Events of this day

Attempted to decipher symbols on tags of all garments.
Buffed armpits.
Stared at a cracked tile.
Defecated in unconvential location.
Pretended to be a leaf.

Goodbye, it has been fun.

This is the last day of my Blog. I will be posting yesterday's Blog tomorrow, and so and and so forth, until 364 days from now, which will be the first day of my Blog.
Please stay tuned for many adventures and mishaps (that happened to someone else).